If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
me going to get my haircut
- Stylist: So what do you want to do with your hair?
- Me: Formal!
- Stylist: Ok...can you give me more of a direction of what you want--
- Me: I'm a trouble maker!
- Stylist: Ok great we all like to rock the boat but your hair--
- Me: Mysterious!
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness
and now, the weather
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying