towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

me going to get my haircut

  • Stylist: So what do you want to do with your hair?
  • Me: Formal!
  • Stylist: Ok...can you give me more of a direction of what you want--
  • Me: I'm a trouble maker!
  • Stylist: Ok great we all like to rock the boat but your hair--
  • Me: Mysterious!

Our Cosmic Address

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

omnivoice:

neongenesisevangaylion:

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

and now, the weather

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

babygoatsandfriends:

Ewe so cool!!!!

babygoatsandfriends:

Ewe so cool!!!!

jon-snow:

well, at least joffrey died doing what he loved

being a little shit