gnarly:

robinnnnnnnnnnn:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

OH MY GOD

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

"August rain: the best of the summer gone, and the new fall not yet born. The odd uneven time."
Sylvia Plath (via tat-art)

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

  • north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
  • north american education system: COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
  • north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
  • north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it